The Penguin Recipe Page.
A BIFF (Bud Ice Freedom Fighters) manifesto
for survival in these treacherous times.
The only good penguin is a digested penguin.
Doo bee doo bee die!

Penguin Nutritional Facts

Catching Dinner: Penguin Hunting Tips

BIFF Combat Survival Manual

Reader Recipes!

[PETA, SPCA and GREENPEACE DISCLAIMER: No penguins were hurt or inhumanely killed during the making of these fine dishes. All penguins used in featured recipes are free-range birds and died knowing full well the treachery of their crimes against freedom loving Bud Ice drinkers the world over.]
Page last updated: July 4, 1996
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